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DouglasMan’s Moral “Perfect Cell” to Finish Moral Work

DouglasMan is a 1990’s-Acist (American), so he definitely has some strong bias to think that it was the 1990’s, when the threshold ability for Theoretical Human to “Revert Retards From RetardedVerse to Reality based real physics and evolution based moral principles, in the HumanVerse” was reached in; objective knowledge, technology, and societal priming for individual rights fundamentalism. The fact of the matter though is that real evolution and physics based moral principles and systems did not develop and start until December 14th 2022, with Freedom Fellowship’s bare minimum moral real principles needed to “NOT be immoral” and on real women’s day X/X/2024, with “All-In Moral Social Science and Engineering: Reverting Retards to Reality.”

Join the HumanVerse because it is real optimal moral principles for human social animals. Leave the RetardedVerse you Retardarians. There is no longer need to be Retarded, cast down your retarded desires and retardedness.

DouglasMan not sure exactly when the ability for Theoretical Human to go from “RetardedVerse as optimal” which all non- DouglasMan humans are currently, to “HumanVerse as optimal” which was discovered 100% by DouglasMan. DouglasMan discovered all the foundational 1st principles of moral math of human nature, by never giving up, 100% focus on facts, 100% bet on his brains ability to judge reality, etc., and having the 100% dickhead balls of steel to follow the facts, no matter where they go.

DouglasMan spent a decade in the “RetardedVerse’s Swamps of Horocrux Life Sadness” so much that he got the nickname “The Retard Above and Below All.” Everyone was 100% inverted into fantasy delusions and fake communism moral currency. DouglasMan was the only one who had real moral currency and did not accept the fake commie garbage at all, so everyone boycotted him and invented malicious hateful lies to murder his social moral credit. The community only dealt in commie currency, so it was no trouble for the entire community to hate maliciously.

 

DouglasMan was 100% correct and a victim similar to “a Tommy (TR is a moral monster hero. Gwan lad!) Robinson level hatefully evil and maliciously lowest of all creation treatment” by assholes and shit filled pussies, aka “functioning assholes.”

DouglasMan knew he had to finish his moral monster human nature math and then kill the connections to that evil community, so DouglasMan underwent the first “An Earthling is Someone” emotionalism addiction treatment strategy. DouglasMan’s social animal evolved soul wrote down everything it could in the process of 5 months. During that process DouglasMan’s soul went super Sayian, then Ultra Ego, then it SuperNova’ed which destroyed the RetardedVerse’s Retarded grip on the Theoretical Human, inside DouglasMan’s soul. The RetardedVerse’s retardedness magic over Theoretical Human is 100% destroyed. DouglasMan went “Majin Vegeta” on the RetardedVerse, and like Majin Buu, The RV grew back, which is why DouglasMan designed “The Jointed Joker (DouglasMan’s “perfect cell”)” to finish his Theoretical Human work.

Now that the shield of retardedness is destroy, which blinded the retardarians to the fact that they were in the RetardedVerse. The Retardarians will see physics and evolution-based reality, as well as Theoretical Human’s history for what it is. The light will blind them at first, but thankfully, DouglasMan took care of how to efficiently help those who make the trip from the RetardedVerse to the HumanVerse.

Imagine the trip from “Retarded human moral principles” to “optimal moral principles” as Shawshank Redemption’s escape. The first person had to 100% deal with all the emotionally constipated sewer of evil, fear, loneliness, community gaslighting, fake family, fake friends, etc., on their own. They had some help here and there but everyone else ran away at some point, while telling DouglasMan how “morally superior (Kane’s baby brother level eye roll)” they are, exactly like “Ron Weasel leaving Harry because the horcruxes are not finished after 3 months, when that mission could have taken 3 lifetimes, where Harry’s sons and grandsons have to finish it.” None of them left though without getting 100% all their shit and emotional cowardice being thrown back into their face by DouglasMan, the anti-moral gutless cowards.

DouglasMan made it through though. He drained all the emotional constipation inside himself in honest and reason-based way to learn how to do it for Theoretical Human. In Norse mythology Thor creates the tides by drinking in a large amount of the ocean. In theory, DouglasMan drank in his soul 100% and all of Theoretical Human’s morality to his “metaphorical 100% (metaphorical, because not saying literal, only saying to best of DouglasMan ability)” and then DouglasMan went through it as fast and efficient as he could, while making sure to always stay in line with physics and evolution.

DouglasMan did soul surgery on himself and Theoretical Human, while writing down everything he could fundamentally, and designed the “Moral Monster Pile” that would take over DouglasMan’s body and become the new soul who would have to finish DouglasMan’s moral work for Theoretical Human.

DouglasMan’s Moral Monster Soul Creation- “The Jointed Joker”

DouglasMan was a 1990’s-Acist ("O HELL YEA!") and the majority of his “Story Spirt Bomb” are things that most 1990’s American kids can relate to. DouglasMan’s favorite two stories all time are Dragon Ball Z and Harry Potter.

  • It’s sad that I write this on March 1st 2025. I wonder how long it took A.T. to make it down Snake Way. How fast did he catch Bubbles? How hard did he hit Gregory?

  • Mama Jo, DouglasMan's animal soul has so much "Luna Lumos Love" for you. All Aurors are in awe of for her doing everything she can to hold the moral line for women and children, and all humans. Nothing is more fundamental to morality than courage and objective knowledge.

    • JoDor <3​

DouglasMan’s God concept is Vettuce, who is half Slytherin witch and half Ultra Ego Sayian. DouglasMan mixed in some “sewer living pizza eater,” “killing me Smalls” loving, and Reboot computer Warrior into his 1990’s Story Spirit Bomb of real moral principles that are 100% integrated into physics and evolution. DouglasMan was born in 1986 and two years later, maybe his most used internal soul movie quote came along “Courage, Willow.” At DouglasMan’s core is Iron Will pushing him to max, his max, regardless of whatever max immoral opposition DouglasMan faces, because Iron Will did, then DouglasMan do it better. Do everything and if Gandolf judge Iron Will stronger then so be it, but DouglasMan max max max max max max max max max his moral potential efficiency usage.

Speaking of “the mighty one” DouglasMan loved that cartoon maybe most. “The Missing Link” may be his favorite TV show episode of any tv show, ever. “Dawning of the Conqueror” and learning that Max is a weapon was “Big brain” moment.

Apollo 13 movie, where Lt. Dan restarted the Lem in “impossibly Elon-fficient” type way. Be efficient with your Iron Will, courage, focus.

  • Side note, did Lt. Dan do all that rocket stuff before or after he became a billionaire with private Gump?

    • During the rocket stuff he was walking around, but they never show his legs without pants on, so you can’t be sure. Either way though, good for him, rocket stuff, expert shrimp catcher billionaire,etc…

DouglasMan discovered and mapped out all the moral math of human nature for the HumanVerse, and he wrapped it in a GTO customizable way for each individual. DouglasMan did share his “hero concept narrative Story Spirit Bomb” for himself and so that others would have an example of it to help them have a starting place.

The Jointed Joker is going to take Theoretical Human from the RetardedVerse and firmly root Theoretical Human in the center of the HumanVerse. The Jointed Joker is a man of his word.

In order for this to happen the Jointed Joker will have to explain to Theoretical Human how courage is 100% necessary to being moral. You cannot be moral and a coward. A coward can never be trusted to hold the moral line, ever, because at some point they will break. Unfortunately, there are far more cowards than there are “not cowards.” This is why it is important for human individuals to have a god/hero character of their own volition to act as a “courage gas station and moral map” for the individual. They can talk to the gas station clerk to calm down and think things through. Consciousness is pure emotional energy. It overwhelms everyone at some point and some continuously, so it is important to be able to have your own moral hero/god fictional character inside your soul to act as the one that deals with that “emotional overwhelming feeling” as long as they have a real moral principled moral code that is integrated with physics and evolution.

Think “Sirri using moral operant conditioning bumper lanes” to guide the individual whenever they are not able to handle the moral accountability and pettiness of real reality directly, instead they experience it 2ndary through their moral guiding “Navi for Link.” There is a massively huge objective difference between 1st hand and 2nd hand. Most people need the 2nd hand experience internally, as long as they understand that they are 100% morally accountable for their overall individual body ego’s actions in real reality, then whether they experience the moral weight 1st hand or 2nd, inside their heads “platform 9 ¾” does not matter. The whole point of the hero/god concept life character companion is for it to 100% optimize the “emotional processing moral system” of the human social animal individual, who receives 24/7 emotions.

DouglasMan realized that in order for a moral code to stick with humans, it needs to address the fact that humans are hard wired to love themselves above everyone else. This is 100% a moral principle of humans and ALL animals that survive in physics-based finite reality. All animals are selfish, because animals have a 24/7 physics and evolution tax on our existence that is always going to have to be paid. Reality is what it is. Crying about 100% facts is retardedness done by retards in the RetardedVerse. Any human individual that did not love and fight for their survival did not pass on their genes. Living is hard and it takes individuals who desire to live and stay alive. If you have no desire for life, then you are not going to be able to optimally max out your human nature. Self-love is the foundational level need for morality, even more so than courage, because courage comes in the pursuit of a desire for you.

Humans are not naturally hateful towards other people. Humans are naturally “over love oneself” even beyond facts. This self-love can easily blind people with emotions and make it easy to manipulate them. People who love themselves in an irrational way, will have ZERO problem accepting irrational reasons why “everything except them” is the problem. They desire to be perfect and since that is impossible, they become filled with extra negative emotions, which are 100% due to their irrational and dishonest view of self, so they are 100% looking for anyone and anything “NOT THEM” to project any moral accountability they own for their negative emotions.

They will blame whatever their body sees in the environment, because irrational and immoral people do not think and make decisions in an emotionally sober mindset. They are emotionally out of control, emotionally blacked out and belligerent, and they are looking to unload their moral accountability onto something else, like something specific in their life; a dog/pet, spouse, child, boss, co-worker, etc. The problem with specific people is that specific people are not broad enough concepts to emotionally get lost in, in a way that the person is able to emotionalize emotionally in their head. A specific person may do something good or bad, and it is hard to irrationally blame them if they do something good. A race of people, a type of animal “all dogs/cats,” certain country (country is far more complex than single person), or completely delusional and non-reality based reasons like climate change, the devil, or Retards blaming their retardedness on “that’s just what we proud Retards do here in the Super Duper RetardedVerse, where only real Retards live, because it’s the best of the Retardedness around.”

Over self-love is not all bad though, but as you can see from last few paragraphs it can be bad, if not morally bumper laned in with honesty and reason. Over self-love is needed to survive because life is really hard and it always will be, which is why humans will always overly love themselves. Self-love is good and needed for morality. It has to be done in a reason-based way and challenged into positive ways that optimize the individual’s overall love for themselves, their life, their valued ones, and Theoretical Human.

This is why DouglasMan called himself a 1990’s-Acist. He is not saying it is literally true that that is the best human decade, but it is subjectively to him. It is a period of time that he really loved and a lot of that is who makes up his moral character foundation.  DouglasMan views himself as “moral Kid Buu.” DouglasMan is not a big talker, unless there is a moral need for it. DouglasMan preferred to have a non-verbal day once a week.

 

DouglasMan was very simple in who he was and very emotionally expressive in his love for life and challenges. Kid Buu has opposite moral code as DouglasMan but personality wise they could be twin brothers.

Other members of the HumanVerse do not have to pick a decade to be an “Acist” about. It can be a sports team or a certain story. This is about the individual challenging their love and emotionalism into moral bumper lanes that helps them process their emotions and optimize their life. The individual funnels the energy into their moral processing system and uses that energy to increase the individual’s moral human potential.

DouglasMan’s last year of his soul’s life was tougher than he ever could have imagined it to be, but no fucking way was DouglasMan going to let anyone but a 1990’s-Acist be the moral monster who completed the moral mission that Theoretical Human needed more than anything else-PRIORITY #1. His Iron Will, Slytherin mindset, Sayian Soul, Mighty One’s parallel challenge to be the best mighty one, and remembering that “Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.” The moment that Kakarot made his wish for Kid Buu to come back a moral monster for Kakarot to fight, DouglasMan knew that he would be that moral monster that pushed Kakarot to his limits.

How about a Magic Trick, Retards? - The Jointed Joker

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